Dinosaurs still walk the earth in Adelaide, and they want your vote

Dinosaurs still walk the earth in Adelaide, and they want your vote

Good news for Adelaide voters. Mark Hamilton is giving you all a chance to go back in time. The good old days, when insular and vision-impared conservatives were free to take their personal agenda and run rampant. Accurate statistics? Basic logic? A scrap of reason? What, are you some kind of hippy?

I know it’s not what smart people would advocate, but because this “manifest” is so absolutely ridiculous, I’m very much inclined to completely write off anything else he will ever have to say in the future. I’m also, therefore, inclined to suggest that he should not be voted for to take our city into the future. Unless change frightens you. Or progress. Then he’s perfect.

Here’s the farce manifest.

Please tell me I’m wrong.

 

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